masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me
no, no one feels you, that’s why you’re masturbating.
(via i-think-i-ju5t)
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
(via meggyry)
i think that if i died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize i wasn’t at school anymore
(Source: patriotsaint, via meggyry)
